Trump bids for Iceland

Confused Donald Trump Tries to Buy Iceland Foods Limited

The United States of America’s President-elect, Donald Trump, has caused a significant stir in the British supermarket industry after news broke of him launching a takeover bid for Iceland Foods Limited. The Yorkshire Tribune understands the orange, septuagenarian sex pest has confused the frozen food chain with the Danish autonomous territory, Greenland. Greenland has been […]

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John Rambo doing what he does best

President Trump Eyes Up John Rambo as Secretary of Defence

The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that newly installed U.S. President Donald Trump is set to make a shock move for John James Rambo as he looks to bolster his team before taking over at the White House. President Trump has made several left-field appointments since 79 million morons voted him into power, but asking Rambo […]

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