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A Leeds student has an anxious wait to see if his lightning-fast 60-metre sprint time earns him a place in the World Athletics‘ history books. Stevie Gonzalez ran 60 metres in 6.62 seconds, shaving two-hundredths of a second off the time Marcellus Moore set in Lexington in February 2019. Gonzalez of Hunslet hopes his lightning-fast […]
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Just when Manchester United supporters didn’t think things could get any worse, the club goes and announces a preseason tour of North Korea. Controversy and negative press have plagued the 20-time English champions since Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2015. Still, a trip to Pyongyang represents a new all-time low for the boys from Old […]
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Katie Price’s money woes could soon be over after Warner Bros. Pictures revealed they have lined up everyone’s favourite car crash to play The Joker in the next Batman movie. The American film production and distribution giant was forced to announce earlier than planned after a photograph of Price wearing the Joker’s prosthetic teeth emerged. […]
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The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that a 1980s children’s classic is being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is set to return to our screens under the guise of They-Man and the Friends of the Unicorns. He-Man came about after Mattel’s CEO Ray Wagner declined a […]
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The government’s Department for Transport has given police and members of the public new powers to combat lazy motorists and make the country’s roads safer. Inconsiderate motorists who break new regulations face public flogging and punches to the face. The recent cold snap has exacerbated some drivers’ laziness and selfishness, so the Department for Transport […]
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The North Yorkshire spa town Harrogate is set to be renamed under a new government-led initiative to make British residents feel equal. The Yorkshire Tribune has seen documentation suggesting Harrogate will be known as “Aragut” from the start of the new fiscal year. Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women […]
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Several items on the menu of a Leeds café have raised more than a few eyebrows in recent weeks, with some locals boycotting the eatery in protest at foodstuffs they cay wouldn’t go amiss in a Carry On film, reports Scott Chegg. Scottish entrepreneurs Ben Doon and Phil McCreviss have lived in Leeds for more […]
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The United States of America’s President-elect, Donald Trump, has caused a significant stir in the British supermarket industry after news broke of him launching a takeover bid for Iceland Foods Limited. The Yorkshire Tribune understands the orange, septuagenarian sex pest has confused the frozen food chain with the Danish autonomous territory, Greenland. Greenland has been […]
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The great city of Leeds has been under a blanket of snow since the evening of January 4, causing mass disruption on the roads, rail, and airport. As is usually the case when it snows, the temperatures have struggled to get above zero degrees Celsius during the day, and the mercury has plummeted to minus […]
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The New Year is here and millions of people worldwide have set themselves aims, goals and targets for 2025. New Year’s Resolutions can be as straightforward or as challenging as you like. Popular resolutions include losing weight, improving fitness levels, and stopping smoking. They are meant to last all year, but one Manchester man broke […]
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