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Sesame Street Heads to Netflix Because President Trump Has Learned To Count

May 21, 2025May 21, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Long-running children’s television show Sesame Street is heading to Netflix after President Donald Trump pulled funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), a free-to-air channel in the United States. Sources close to the White House informed The Yorkshire Tribune that President Trump scrapped PBS funding because he has finally learned how to count. Sesame Street […]

Leeds Pub’s Toilet Signage Leaves Patrons Bemused

May 1, 2025May 1, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

New signage in a Leeds public house has left patrons baffled whenever they visit the venue’s toilets. Booze-filled customers frequenting the restrooms of The Three Legs on The Headrow are greeted with a pair of signs that are causing much confusion. A sign in the stalls of the men’s and women’s bathrooms asks visitors not […]

Jermaine Jenas To Ask If Women Want to See His Penis Before Sending a Pic Anyway

February 10, 2025April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Former professional footballer Jermaine Jenas returned to broadcasting this weekend, six months after the BBC sacked him following complaints of inappropriate messages sent to a colleague. Jenas revealed he returns the airwaves as a better person because he will now ask women if they want to see his penis before he sends them a photo […]

Katie Price Lined Up to Play The Joker in New Batman Movie

January 21, 2025April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Katie Price’s money woes could soon be over after Warner Bros. Pictures revealed they have lined up everyone’s favourite car crash to play The Joker in the next Batman movie. The American film production and distribution giant was forced to announce earlier than planned after a photograph of Price wearing the Joker’s prosthetic teeth emerged. […]

80s Cartoon Hero He-Man to Return to Our Screens as They-Man

January 16, 2025April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that a 1980s children’s classic is being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is set to return to our screens under the guise of They-Man and the Friends of the Unicorns. He-Man came about after Mattel’s CEO Ray Wagner declined a […]

Asda to Throw Biggest-Ever Christmas Party

December 21, 2024April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Tis the season for giving and supermarket giant Asda is getting into the festive spirit by throwing a monster-sized Christmas party. Representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records will be in attendance as Asda attempts to break the world record for the biggest-ever Christmas party. No official world record exists for the most attendees […]

28 Years Later Director Reveals Film Crew Wasn’t Prepared for Bradford

December 18, 2024April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Sony Pictures Entertainment released the official trailer for the upcoming post-apocalyptic horror film 28 Years Later on December 10, and it caused quite a stir. In the eight days since its release, the trailer has amassed over 15.8 million views on YouTube, primarily because it features an emaciated zombie bearing a striking resemblance to heartthrob […]

Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold to Host Trance Night at the Three Legs

October 24, 2024April 8, 2025Gupta SinghLeave a Comment

Save some of your benefits and get peddling your shoplifted goods because there’s a massive night on the horizon at the one and only Three Legs pub on The Headrow. Superstar DJs Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold are heading to “The Dump” for a New Year’s Eve party for the ages. Entry is limited, with […]