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Leeds United’s loyal supporters will go to work happy today with their beloved team topping the Championship table. Daniel Farke’s Whites returned to the summit following their 3-0 demolition of struggling Luton Town on November 27. However, Leeds fans’ joy could soon turn to despair as the Football Association confirmed the Yorkshire club faces a […]
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The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that newly installed U.S. President Donald Trump is set to make a shock move for John James Rambo as he looks to bolster his team before taking over at the White House. President Trump has made several left-field appointments since 79 million morons voted him into power, but asking Rambo […]
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The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that Netflix’s first foray into streaming live sporting events won’t be its last. Our sources have reliably informed us that Netflix has offered YouTube sensation Jake Paul a staggering $50 million purse to fight octogenarian actor Morgan Freeman. The American streaming giant was delighted at the viewing figures for its […]
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Former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, John Prescott, has died at the age of 86. The often controversial Labour politician is said to have given up the ghost after seeing Jaguar’s rebranding, which is an abomination. Prescott had a reputation in the press for confused speech, poor grammar, and mangled syntax. The public […]
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Thousands of Yorkshire folk have awoken to a blanket of snow outside and are standing open-mouthed at their bedroom windows, seemingly unable to comprehend that it gets cold in November. Snow began falling near The Yorkshire Tribune‘s Leeds headquarters at around 19:00 GMT on Monday evening and continued for several hours. Our staff arrived at […]
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Irish budget airline Ryanair is set to anger its passengers when its new policy comes into force during the Summer of 2025. From July 1, a £1 charge is payable to any Ryanair passenger wanting to spend a penny in one of the aircraft’s toilets. Having a wee or a dreaded number two during a […]
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Head to Morley Market if you want to see one of the most revolutionary businesses known to man. Sadlers of Morley Market, a butcher that has been around for 90 years, sells meat you can eat. Who would have thought of such an incredible business venture? A yellow and black sign, reminiscent of a Netto […]
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The Labour MP for Runcorn and Helsby, Mike Amesbury, is lining up a lucrative boxing match with two-time world heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua, The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal. Amesbury is currently suspended from his MP duties after a video surfaced on The Independent seemingly showing Amesbury punching a man to the ground. Earlier this week, […]
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Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls. Trump won the […]
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Thousands of pet owners are furious after Facebook announced a blanket ban on all posts discussing fireworks and pets in the run-up to Bonfire Night. Meta, Facebook’s parent company, is enforcing the ban from 10:00 on November 4 to 23:59 on November 8. Zach Muckerman, a Facebook spokesperson, explained the thinking behind the pet-related post […]
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