News so out there you couldn't make it up!
They say you shouldn’t discuss religion or politics, but we do both.
They say it never rains but pours, which is the case with the Labour Party, which cannot stay out of the headlines for the wrong reasons. From Sir Keir Starmer‘s decision to launch a fashion brand to disgraced MP Mike Amesbury‘s fisticuffs, the Labour Party finds itself amid dozens of scandals. More recently, Angela Rayner […]
Continue Reading
The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that Sir Keir Starmer is pushing through a vote to rebrand the Labour Party to the Liebour Party following the latest scandals. The out-of-touch Prime Minister made the rebranding announcement following his cabinet reshuffle. Angela Rayner resigned from her role as deputy leader of the Labour Party on September 5 […]
Continue Reading
The North Yorkshire spa town Harrogate is set to be renamed under a new government-led initiative to make British residents feel equal. The Yorkshire Tribune has seen documentation suggesting Harrogate will be known as “Aragut” from the start of the new fiscal year. Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women […]
Continue Reading
June 23, 2016, seems like a lifetime ago. If the date rings a bell, it is because that is when 52% of the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Known as Brexit, the EU Referendum was a shambles, with politicians lying through their teeth and playing on the insecurities of the uneducated and […]
Continue Reading
The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that newly installed U.S. President Donald Trump is set to make a shock move for John James Rambo as he looks to bolster his team before taking over at the White House. President Trump has made several left-field appointments since 79 million morons voted him into power, but asking Rambo […]
Continue Reading
Former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, John Prescott, has died at the age of 86. The often controversial Labour politician is said to have given up the ghost after seeing Jaguar’s rebranding, which is an abomination. Prescott had a reputation in the press for confused speech, poor grammar, and mangled syntax. The public […]
Continue Reading
Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls. Trump won the […]
Continue Reading
A Hollywood-inspired Purge Night is an idea gaining traction in the House of Commons as the Labour government struggles to control the prison overcrowding crisis. The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood is open to the United Kingdom following in the footsteps of James DeMonaco’s 2013 movie, The Purge. The first set […]
Continue Reading
Dewsbury residents are celebrating today after news broke that the West Yorkshire market town will be twinned with Beirut. Twin towns, or sister cities, were first established and adopted globally during World War II, which incidentally was the last time it was desirable to live in Dewsbury. Traditionally, twin towns have participated in various cultural […]
Continue Reading
The complete numpties who donated £32,000 worth of clothes to Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer will soon be able to dress like him after the PM announced he is launching a fashion brand. “Toolmaker,” according to Sir Starmer’s press release, is a brand that has working-class roots but, at the same time, is prohibitively expensive. […]
Continue Reading