Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls.
Trump won the presidential race with slightly less than 51% of the public vote, proving once and for all that at least half of the Americans you meet are mentally retarded. In April 2020, during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, Trump publicly stated blasting humans with powerful ultraviolet lights or injecting them with disinfectant could help combat the coronavirus.
Speaking exclusively to The Yorkshire Tribune, right-wing gammon Fromage said, “The STBB Party is delighted that Donald Trump won the presidential race. The people from the ‘Land of the Free’ have spoken, and we look forward to President Trump withdrawing from NATO, deporting the Mexicans who voted for him, and removing women’s right to abortion; the irony is not lost on us.”
“Most of all, the STBB Party cannot wait to share wall-building tips with our megalomaniac, fascist, convicted felon, supreme leader, and taking part in the upcoming circle jerk involving him, Vladimir Putin, that fatty from North Korea, and other twats.”
Voting Trump Into Power Was a Travesty
Although most country’s leaders are rather undesirable characters, Trump is a waste of a pair of lungs. In October 2016, only two days before the second presidential debate, a “hot mic” recording surfaced where Trump bragged about kissing and groping women without their consent.
“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…just start kissing them…I don’t even wait…grab ’em by the pussy.”
At least 25 women have accused Trump of sexual harassment, rape, or sexual assault since the 1970s. His ex-wife Ivana accused Trump of rape but later recanted.
Let’s not forget Trump’s comments in the New York magazine, in which Trump went on record stating, “I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It’s even said he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it, Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
Then, there was the time when Trump gloated about walking around the dressing rooms of Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA when he owned the franchise from 1996 to 2015.
“I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and everything else. You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it. You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”
A Vile Human Being
The next four years should be interesting having such a dangerous, vile human being in control of the most powerful nation on Earth. The Yorkshire Tribune wishes the best of luck to American residents who are ethnic minorities or already marginalised, to Ukrainians who have relied on support from the U.S. during the Russian invasion, and to anyone who doesn’t want a convicted felon, alleged multiple child rapist, six-time bankrupt, and all around cunt in power.
Here’s hoping there’s a real and successful assassination attempt instead of the fake news of getting clipped in the ear.
