Brexit

Racist Brexiteers Seething That Brown People Are Still in the UK

June 23, 2016, seems like a lifetime ago. If the date rings a bell, it is because that is when 52% of the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Known as Brexit, the EU Referendum was a shambles, with politicians lying through their teeth and playing on the insecurities of the uneducated and […]

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Donald Trump

STTB Party Expresses Delight at Donald Trump’s Presidential Victory

Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls. Trump won the […]

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Dewsbury town centre

Moves Are Afoot to Twin Dewsbury With Beirut

Dewsbury residents are celebrating today after news broke that the West Yorkshire market town will be twinned with Beirut. Twin towns, or sister cities, were first established and adopted globally during World War II, which incidentally was the last time it was desirable to live in Dewsbury. Traditionally, twin towns have participated in various cultural […]

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