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Bonnie Blue to be Ambassador for New Gonorrhoea Vaccine

NHS England is rolling out the world’s first gonorrhoea vaccine this August and has partnered with pornographic film actress and OnlyFans stalwart Bonnie Blue to help with its marketing endeavours. The new vaccine is 30-40% effective, but NHS England hopes it will help curb soaring infections. In 2023, there were more than 85,000 gonorrhoea cases, […]

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Sesame Street is heading to Netflix

Sesame Street Heads to Netflix Because President Trump Has Learned To Count

Long-running children’s television show Sesame Street is heading to Netflix after President Donald Trump pulled funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), a free-to-air channel in the United States. Sources close to the White House informed The Yorkshire Tribune that President Trump scrapped PBS funding because he has finally learned how to count. Sesame Street […]

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Birmingham Council to Send Tonnes of Rubbish to Bradford

Birmingham residents could soon be set to breathe in fresh air again after Bradford Council agreed to accept up to 27,500 tonnes of rubbish as the all-out bin strike continues for a ninth week. The strike began on January 6 with 12 walkouts planned across four months. The dispute initially centred on Birmingham Council’s decision […]

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Patrons confused by toilet signage

Leeds Pub’s Toilet Signage Leaves Patrons Bemused

New signage in a Leeds public house has left patrons baffled whenever they visit the venue’s toilets. Booze-filled customers frequenting the restrooms of The Three Legs on The Headrow are greeted with a pair of signs that are causing much confusion. A sign in the stalls of the men’s and women’s bathrooms asks visitors not […]

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