Gregg Wallace

Gregg Wallace to Host MasterbateChef on Channel 5

Channel 5 has given disgraced former MasterChef host Gregg Wallace a lifeline back into television. Wallace, 60, is set to be the face of a new programme, MasterbateChef, which first airs later this year. More than 50 women claim Wallace acted inappropriately toward them. Allegations include Wallace making sexual innuendos, exposing himself, groping, and generally […]

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York Museum Gardens

Children and the Elderly Encouraged to Stay Away From York’s Museum Gardens

The York Museum Gardens are a summer hotspot for picnics and leisurely strolls. Set against the stunning backdrop of the medieval St. Mary’s Abbey ruins, the gardens are the perfect place to escape the hustle and bustle of city life. That is, unless you are a young child or an elderly person. A sign recently […]

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Sesame Street is heading to Netflix

Sesame Street Heads to Netflix Because President Trump Has Learned To Count

Long-running children’s television show Sesame Street is heading to Netflix after President Donald Trump pulled funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), a free-to-air channel in the United States. Sources close to the White House informed The Yorkshire Tribune that President Trump scrapped PBS funding because he has finally learned how to count. Sesame Street […]

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Patrons confused by toilet signage

Leeds Pub’s Toilet Signage Leaves Patrons Bemused

New signage in a Leeds public house has left patrons baffled whenever they visit the venue’s toilets. Booze-filled customers frequenting the restrooms of The Three Legs on The Headrow are greeted with a pair of signs that are causing much confusion. A sign in the stalls of the men’s and women’s bathrooms asks visitors not […]

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Jermaine Jenas

Jermaine Jenas To Ask If Women Want to See His Penis Before Sending a Pic Anyway

Former professional footballer Jermaine Jenas returned to broadcasting this weekend, six months after the BBC sacked him following complaints of inappropriate messages sent to a colleague. Jenas revealed he returns the airwaves as a better person because he will now ask women if they want to see his penis before he sends them a photo […]

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He-Man

80s Cartoon Hero He-Man to Return to Our Screens as They-Man

The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that a 1980s children’s classic is being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is set to return to our screens under the guise of They-Man and the Friends of the Unicorns. He-Man came about after Mattel’s CEO Ray Wagner declined a […]

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28 Years Later

28 Years Later Director Reveals Film Crew Wasn’t Prepared for Bradford

Sony Pictures Entertainment released the official trailer for the upcoming post-apocalyptic horror film 28 Years Later on December 10, and it caused quite a stir. In the eight days since its release, the trailer has amassed over 15.8 million views on YouTube, primarily because it features an emaciated zombie bearing a striking resemblance to heartthrob […]

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Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold to Host Trance Night at the Three Legs

Save some of your benefits and get peddling your shoplifted goods because there’s a massive night on the horizon at the one and only Three Legs pub on The Headrow. Superstar DJs Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold are heading to “The Dump” for a New Year’s Eve party for the ages. Entry is limited, with […]

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