The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that Sir Keir Starmer is pushing through a vote to rebrand the Labour Party to the Liebour Party following the latest scandals. The out-of-touch Prime Minister made the rebranding announcement following his cabinet reshuffle.
Angela Rayner resigned from her role as deputy leader of the Labour Party on September 5 after an ethics report deemed her a tax-dodging scrote. The MP for Ashton-under-Lyne admitted to underpaying stamp duty on her £800,000 flat because she thought such rules were only applicable to the underclass.
Rayner’s resignation kick-started Sir Starmer’s cabinet reshuffling and the rebranding to the Liebour Party.
“My father was a tool maker who prided himself on telling the truth and being open and honest. Unfortunately, none of those traits were passed down to me, the biggest tool he made. My party members and I talk so much drivel that even we don’t know what the truth is and what is spin and lies. Therefore, from September 8, I will not only be Prime Minister, but Leader of the Liebour Party.”
Long List of Scandals Since Labour Came Into Power
The Conservative Party had messed the country up so severely that the Labour Party returning to No. 10 Downing Street at the last General Election was inevitable. Labour, which prides itself on being the political party for the working class, may have inherited a total shit show, but they seem hell bent on making matters worse.
Sir Starmer is so out of touch with the everyday person that he may as well be part of the Tories. He once claimed to “not be a millionaire” despite owning a house worth £1 million and owning eight acres of land in Surrey, thought to be worth in the region of £10 million. Sir Starmer has previously claimed he knows what it is like to sit around the kitchen table, wondering how to pay household bills.
That may be true, but the decisions he and his trained monkeys have made and continue to make will have no effect on their lavish lifestyles.
It is laughable that Rayner claims she was unaware of the complexities of property sales despite being the Secretary of State for Housing Communities and Local Government. Yet more lies from the Labour Party.
Since coming into power, we have seen Mike Amesbury fight with a constituent, Anti-Corruption Minister Tulip Siddiq resign over being named in a £3.9 billion embezzlement in Bangladesh, and Chancellor Rachel Reeves lie on her CV, claiming to be an economist at HBOS when she worked in the complaints department.
Will the Liebour Party Remain in Power at the Next Election?
The most significant issue currently facing British politics is Liebour could be the lesser of the evils. Tories are twats, Reform is essentially a load of Brexit-voting Nazis, and the Green Party think we should all hug trees and become vegan.
Expect more U-turns and outright lies when the next Budget is announced on November 26. Labour promised not to raise taxes for the typical working person. However, tax increases are extremely likely, with the government facing an estimated £40 billion shortfall in its finances.
