Paul Lee

NHS England Downplays Leeds Man’s “Killer Virus”

September 11, 2025Paul LeeLeave a Comment

NHS England has poured cold water on a Leeds man’s claims that he is suffering from a debilitating virus. Arthur Ninch believes he has contracted a deadly virus that makes COVID-19 seem like a walk in the park. However, NHS England says Mr Ninch is “being a fanny” and has nothing more than the common […]

Bonnie Blue to be Ambassador for New Gonorrhoea Vaccine

May 29, 2025May 29, 2025Paul LeeLeave a Comment

NHS England is rolling out the world’s first gonorrhoea vaccine this August and has partnered with pornographic film actress and OnlyFans stalwart Bonnie Blue to help with its marketing endeavours. The new vaccine is 30-40% effective, but NHS England hopes it will help curb soaring infections. In 2023, there were more than 85,000 gonorrhoea cases, […]

Has a Swarcliffe Woman Become One of the UK’s Youngest Grandmothers?

February 3, 2025July 12, 2025Paul LeeLeave a Comment

A handmade banner attached to a roundabout in Swarcliffe hints that the Leeds outer-city suburb is home to one of the United Kingdom’s youngest grandmothers. Drivers and passers-by saw the banner “Happy 30th Nan” hanging from a roundabout near St Theresa’s Catholic Primary School last week. Nobody has come forward and admitted the sign was […]