Trump's Tariffs

President Trump Scraps Tariffs on Children’s Bikinis

Dozens of countries worldwide continue to feel the effects of the costly tariffs President Donald Trump has imposed on them. More than 90 countries are affected, with Brazil and India now paying 50% tariffs on goods they import to the United States. Although such tariffs are damaging, President Trump has given some hope to clothing […]

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Sesame Street is heading to Netflix

Sesame Street Heads to Netflix Because President Trump Has Learned To Count

Long-running children’s television show Sesame Street is heading to Netflix after President Donald Trump pulled funding for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), a free-to-air channel in the United States. Sources close to the White House informed The Yorkshire Tribune that President Trump scrapped PBS funding because he has finally learned how to count. Sesame Street […]

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Donald Trump Is The Most Searched For Name on Pornhub

In a time when the likes of OnlyFans models Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue have hit the headlines for their record-breaking sexual endeavours, a new name has entered the arena. Sources close to Pornhub, the world’s most-visited adult website, have revealed to The Yorkshire Tribune that Donald Trump is the most-searched person on the platform. […]

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Trump bids for Iceland

Confused Donald Trump Tries to Buy Iceland Foods Limited

The United States of America’s President-elect, Donald Trump, has caused a significant stir in the British supermarket industry after news broke of him launching a takeover bid for Iceland Foods Limited. The Yorkshire Tribune understands the orange, septuagenarian sex pest has confused the frozen food chain with the Danish autonomous territory, Greenland. Greenland has been […]

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John Rambo doing what he does best

President Trump Eyes Up John Rambo as Secretary of Defence

The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that newly installed U.S. President Donald Trump is set to make a shock move for John James Rambo as he looks to bolster his team before taking over at the White House. President Trump has made several left-field appointments since 79 million morons voted him into power, but asking Rambo […]

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STTB Party Expresses Delight at Donald Trump’s Presidential Victory

Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls. Trump won the […]

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