In a time when the likes of OnlyFans models Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue have hit the headlines for their record-breaking sexual endeavours, a new name has entered the arena. Sources close to Pornhub, the world’s most-visited adult website, have revealed to The Yorkshire Tribune that Donald Trump is the most-searched person on the platform.
US President Donald Trump announced sweeping tariffs on goods imported from the rest of the world. In what he called “Liberation Day,” Trump and his band of mentally challenged economists performed some back-of-a-cigarette packet calculations, resulting in the US imposing tariffs of at least 10% on every country. While the United Kingdom escaped with “only” a 10% tariff, China faces a 54% tariff.
The tariffs have wiped billions of dollars from stock exchanges worldwide. The world’s most popular cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, trades almost 7% lower than a month ago. Despite what verbal diarrhoea he spouts on social media to the contrary, Trump’s tariffs are causing havoc with the global economy.
What Have Tariffs Got to Do With Trump and Pornhub?
So what has all this got to do with Pornhub? As mentioned, sources close to the 16th-most-visited website in the world informed The Yorkshire Tribune that searches for Trump have gone through the roof since the so-called “Liberation Day.”
“As you may know, Pornhub regularly posts trends and patterns obtained via our users’ search history,” explained a Pornhub spokesperson. “It’s how we know Huddersfield folk regularly search for dog-related content on our site.”
“Ever since Trump imposed tariffs on the rest of the world, we have seen a glut of searches for ‘Orange Prick Fucks Entire Planet.’ Most users entering this search term also searched for Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue content, two women now infamous for their body count challenges.”
The White House Responds
The Yorkshire Tribune contacted The White House for comment. To our surprise, they responded in time for this article’s publication.
“The tariffs President Trump imposed haven’t wiped billions from various stock markets; it is all fake news. President Trump is making America great again and Americans rich again. We’re not surprised our supreme leader is appearing in searches far and wide, especially alongside Bonnie Blue. She reportedly slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours, while President Trump has a similar number of outstanding sexual misconduct charges hanging over him. Orange Prick is a bit harsh, though; we prefer Cheetos-colored tosspot here at The White House.”
