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Racist Brexiteers Seething That Brown People Are Still in the UK

December 6, 2024April 8, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

June 23, 2016, seems like a lifetime ago. If the date rings a bell, it is because that is when 52% of the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Known as Brexit, the EU Referendum was a shambles, with politicians lying through their teeth and playing on the insecurities of the uneducated and […]

STTB Party Expresses Delight at Donald Trump’s Presidential Victory

November 7, 2024April 8, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

Leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party, Nigel Fromage, is said to be ecstatic that Donald Trump is the new President of the United States. Fromage has often referred to the Wotsit-coloured septuagenarian as the STBB’s “supreme leader” due to the party and Trump sharing a love for building walls. Trump won the […]

5 Scary Halloween Costumes For Those Thinking Outside the Box

October 29, 2024October 29, 2024Ginny TonicLeave a Comment

It’s almost Halloween, which means in a couple of days, thousands of children up and down the United Kingdom will go begging at strangers’ doors in complete contravention of what we teach them. Those organised folks among you will have already kitted out Little Jimmy in a scary Halloween outfit. If you are still to […]

Yorkshire Puddings to be Renamed Lancashire Puddings

October 20, 2024April 8, 2025Richard HeadLeave a Comment

Yorkshire puddings will be a thing of the past if the UK Protected Food Names scheme (UKGI) agrees with that lot over the Pennines. The Yorkshire Tribune‘s Lancashire correspondent, Richard “Dick” Head, has learned that Lancashire City Council has applied to the UKGI to rename the Sunday dinner staple to Lancashire puddings. Certain foodstuffs can […]

Moves Are Afoot to Twin Dewsbury With Beirut

October 19, 2024April 8, 2025Sum Ting WongLeave a Comment

Dewsbury residents are celebrating today after news broke that the West Yorkshire market town will be twinned with Beirut. Twin towns, or sister cities, were first established and adopted globally during World War II, which incidentally was the last time it was desirable to live in Dewsbury. Traditionally, twin towns have participated in various cultural […]

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to Launch Fashion Brand

October 16, 2024April 8, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

The complete numpties who donated £32,000 worth of clothes to Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer will soon be able to dress like him after the PM announced he is launching a fashion brand. “Toolmaker,” according to Sir Starmer’s press release, is a brand that has working-class roots but, at the same time, is prohibitively expensive. […]

STBB Presses For Building a Wall Around Beeston and Holbeck

October 7, 2024April 8, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

Comments the outspoken leader of the Send The Buggers Back (STBB) Party made at a party conference have caused outrage in the Beeston and Holbeck Ward. Nigel Fromage referred to the ward’s residents as “feral” before suggesting STBB would build a wall around Beeston & Holbeck should the party get into power at the next […]