Ruben Amorim

Thousands of Football Fans Sign Ruben Amorim Petition

Football fans nationwide are united in a quest to prevent Manchester United from sacking head coach Ruben Amorim. Thousands of match-going fans have signed a petition on the GOV.UK website, each hoping to keep the clueless Portuguese manager at the helm of Old Trafford. Manchester United swooped for Amorim on November 1, 2024, after sacking […]

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Outrage As Government Pushes For Harrogate Renaming

The North Yorkshire spa town Harrogate is set to be renamed under a new government-led initiative to make British residents feel equal. The Yorkshire Tribune has seen documentation suggesting Harrogate will be known as “Aragut” from the start of the new fiscal year. Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women […]

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President Trump Eyes Up John Rambo as Secretary of Defence

The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that newly installed U.S. President Donald Trump is set to make a shock move for John James Rambo as he looks to bolster his team before taking over at the White House. President Trump has made several left-field appointments since 79 million morons voted him into power, but asking Rambo […]

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