Department for Transport

Department for Transport Unveils New Harsh Fixed Penalties

The government’s Department for Transport has given police and members of the public new powers to combat lazy motorists and make the country’s roads safer. Inconsiderate motorists who break new regulations face public flogging and punches to the face. The recent cold snap has exacerbated some drivers’ laziness and selfishness, so the Department for Transport […]

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Car in freezing conditions

Leeds Residents Bamboozled That Freezing Weather Results in Icy Conditions

The great city of Leeds has been under a blanket of snow since the evening of January 4, causing mass disruption on the roads, rail, and airport. As is usually the case when it snows, the temperatures have struggled to get above zero degrees Celsius during the day, and the mercury has plummeted to minus […]

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Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold to Host Trance Night at the Three Legs

Save some of your benefits and get peddling your shoplifted goods because there’s a massive night on the horizon at the one and only Three Legs pub on The Headrow. Superstar DJs Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold are heading to “The Dump” for a New Year’s Eve party for the ages. Entry is limited, with […]

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One-way system in Leeds City Centre

New Rotating One-Way System To Come Into Force in Leeds City Centre

The Yorkshire Tribune has learned that the next phase of Leeds City Council’s plan to stop all cars entering the city centre will drastically change the bus gates and one-way system. The council has tinkered with the city centre’s roads since the introduction of bus gates in 2021, but shopkeepers and business owners are outraged […]

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