Dozens of countries worldwide continue to feel the effects of the costly tariffs President Donald Trump has imposed on them. More than 90 countries are affected, with Brazil and India now paying 50% tariffs on goods they import to the United States. Although such tariffs are damaging, President Trump has given some hope to clothing manufacturers, particularly those involved in making swimwear and underwear for children.
The Epstein Island regular announced his intention to remove all tariffs on swimwear and underwear for the 12-16 age group. Manufacturers of these products can export their wares to the United States 100% free of any cost-increasing tariffs.
However, there is a twist: manufacturers must send President Trump photographs of the children modelling the clothing lines and allow a behind-closed-doors visit from the Wotsit-coloured sheister upon request.
Disgraced Ghislaine Maxwell is Behind the Lower Tariffs
The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is responsible for the removal of tariffs on children’s clothing. Maxwell is currently serving a 20-year jail sentence at FPC Bryan in Texas, but is said to have been given clearance to run the kids’ underwear and swimwear business from her jail cell by the President himself.
“After trying to buy Iceland Foods instead of the country and then inquiring about appointing John Rambo as his Secretary of Defence, President Trump is attempting another leftfield decision to Make America Great Again,” said a White House spokesperson.
The White House spokesperson informed us that the zero per cent tariffs are now in place. Following this breaking news, the share prices of Burberry, Next, ASOS, and JD Sports soared by an average of 11%.
