Jake Paul

Netflix Offers Jake Paul $50 Million to Fight Morgan Freeman

The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that Netflix’s first foray into streaming live sporting events won’t be its last. Our sources have reliably informed us that Netflix has offered YouTube sensation Jake Paul a staggering $50 million purse to fight octogenarian actor Morgan Freeman. The American streaming giant was delighted at the viewing figures for its […]

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John Prescott and his two Jaguar cars

John Prescott Dies in Protest Against Jaguar Rebrand

Former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, John Prescott, has died at the age of 86. The often controversial Labour politician is said to have given up the ghost after seeing Jaguar’s rebranding, which is an abomination. Prescott had a reputation in the press for confused speech, poor grammar, and mangled syntax. The public […]

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