Betty's Tea Room Harrogate

Outrage As Government Pushes For Harrogate Renaming

The North Yorkshire spa town Harrogate is set to be renamed under a new government-led initiative to make British residents feel equal. The Yorkshire Tribune has seen documentation suggesting Harrogate will be known as “Aragut” from the start of the new fiscal year. Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women […]

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Car in freezing conditions

Leeds Residents Bamboozled That Freezing Weather Results in Icy Conditions

The great city of Leeds has been under a blanket of snow since the evening of January 4, causing mass disruption on the roads, rail, and airport. As is usually the case when it snows, the temperatures have struggled to get above zero degrees Celsius during the day, and the mercury has plummeted to minus […]

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John Prescott Dies in Protest Against Jaguar Rebrand

Former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, John Prescott, has died at the age of 86. The often controversial Labour politician is said to have given up the ghost after seeing Jaguar’s rebranding, which is an abomination. Prescott had a reputation in the press for confused speech, poor grammar, and mangled syntax. The public […]

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