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Investigation Reveals Rachel Reeves is Paid Cash in Hand

September 30, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

They say it never rains but pours, which is the case with the Labour Party, which cannot stay out of the headlines for the wrong reasons. From Sir Keir Starmer‘s decision to launch a fashion brand to disgraced MP Mike Amesbury‘s fisticuffs, the Labour Party finds itself amid dozens of scandals. More recently, Angela Rayner […]

Government to Limit Patrons to Three Drinks During Upcoming Heatwave

June 29, 2025June 29, 2025Scott CheggLeave a Comment

Weather forecasters predict a heatwave will sweep the United Kingdom next week, sending the mercury soaring toward 30C. Thousands of Britons were likely planning to spend after work in pub beer gardens, soaking up the sun’s rays and cooling off with some alcoholic beverages. However, the government is about to scupper those plans. The Yorkshire […]

Department for Transport Unveils New Harsh Fixed Penalties

January 14, 2025April 8, 2025Wanda LustLeave a Comment

The government’s Department for Transport has given police and members of the public new powers to combat lazy motorists and make the country’s roads safer. Inconsiderate motorists who break new regulations face public flogging and punches to the face. The recent cold snap has exacerbated some drivers’ laziness and selfishness, so the Department for Transport […]

Leeds Residents Bamboozled That Freezing Weather Results in Icy Conditions

January 7, 2025April 8, 2025Theresa GreenLeave a Comment

The great city of Leeds has been under a blanket of snow since the evening of January 4, causing mass disruption on the roads, rail, and airport. As is usually the case when it snows, the temperatures have struggled to get above zero degrees Celsius during the day, and the mercury has plummeted to minus […]

UK is Windy Enough, Says Hornsea Wind Farm Protester

October 21, 2024April 8, 2025Theresa GreenLeave a Comment

The British Government should look at alternatives to wind farms in its quest for greener energy, according to the founder of the Too Windy All the Time (TWAT) action group. Bernie Callaghan claims the United Kingdom is windy enough without another 400 wind turbines installed at the Hornsea Wind Farm. The Hornsea Wind Farm is […]

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to Launch Fashion Brand

October 16, 2024April 8, 2025Jack O'NoreyLeave a Comment

The complete numpties who donated £32,000 worth of clothes to Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer will soon be able to dress like him after the PM announced he is launching a fashion brand. “Toolmaker,” according to Sir Starmer’s press release, is a brand that has working-class roots but, at the same time, is prohibitively expensive. […]