Ankle-Length trousers

Study Shows Men Wearing Ankle-Length Trousers Likely To Be Twats

A government-funded study on fashion trends has revealed men who regularly wear ankle-length trousers are more likely to be twats. The study discovered that the effect is amplified if the trouser wearer neglects to wear socks. The same group is responsible for bringing you life-changing investigations into how to make a cup of tea, the […]

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Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold to Host Trance Night at the Three Legs

Save some of your benefits and get peddling your shoplifted goods because there’s a massive night on the horizon at the one and only Three Legs pub on The Headrow. Superstar DJs Judge Jules and Paul Oakenfold are heading to “The Dump” for a New Year’s Eve party for the ages. Entry is limited, with […]

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