Trump bids for Iceland

Confused Donald Trump Tries to Buy Iceland Foods Limited

The United States of America’s President-elect, Donald Trump, has caused a significant stir in the British supermarket industry after news broke of him launching a takeover bid for Iceland Foods Limited. The Yorkshire Tribune understands the orange, septuagenarian sex pest has confused the frozen food chain with the Danish autonomous territory, Greenland. Greenland has been […]

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Car in freezing conditions

Leeds Residents Bamboozled That Freezing Weather Results in Icy Conditions

The great city of Leeds has been under a blanket of snow since the evening of January 4, causing mass disruption on the roads, rail, and airport. As is usually the case when it snows, the temperatures have struggled to get above zero degrees Celsius during the day, and the mercury has plummeted to minus […]

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New Year's Resolution

Manchester Man Breaks New Year’s Resolution at 12:01 a.m.

The New Year is here and millions of people worldwide have set themselves aims, goals and targets for 2025. New Year’s Resolutions can be as straightforward or as challenging as you like. Popular resolutions include losing weight, improving fitness levels, and stopping smoking. They are meant to last all year, but one Manchester man broke […]

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Asda Christmas party

Asda to Throw Biggest-Ever Christmas Party

Tis the season for giving and supermarket giant Asda is getting into the festive spirit by throwing a monster-sized Christmas party. Representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records will be in attendance as Asda attempts to break the world record for the biggest-ever Christmas party. No official world record exists for the most attendees […]

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28 Years Later

28 Years Later Director Reveals Film Crew Wasn’t Prepared for Bradford

Sony Pictures Entertainment released the official trailer for the upcoming post-apocalyptic horror film 28 Years Later on December 10, and it caused quite a stir. In the eight days since its release, the trailer has amassed over 15.8 million views on YouTube, primarily because it features an emaciated zombie bearing a striking resemblance to heartthrob […]

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Emirates stewardess

Emirates Air Stewardess Still On Top of the Burj Khalifa

The Emirates Airlines air stewardess who featured in a breathtaking promotional video in August 2021 is still on top of the world’s tallest structure three years after filming. The brave Emirates cabin crew member is one of only a handful of people who have stood at the top of the Burj Khalifa, but nobody knows […]

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Benidorm in Summer

Benidorm Set to Ban Under-60s From November 2025

Few things are as enjoyable as escaping the cold, grey British winter and escaping for some fun and sangria in the sun. Benidorm is a popular haunt for British borderline alcoholics, especially during November’s Fiesta Week and the world’s largest fancy dress party. However, in 2025, thousands of Brits will have to look elsewhere for […]

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Brexit

Racist Brexiteers Seething That Brown People Are Still in the UK

June 23, 2016, seems like a lifetime ago. If the date rings a bell, it is because that is when 52% of the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Known as Brexit, the EU Referendum was a shambles, with politicians lying through their teeth and playing on the insecurities of the uneducated and […]

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Vegan pizza

Man Shocks Restaurant By Not Telling Everyone That He Is a Vegan

The Flying Pizza by San Carlo in Roundhay, a regular haunt for Leeds United staff and players, was the scene of a world first on Saturday night. Johnny Pickering sat down with a group of friends, ordered and ate a pizza before leaving. That seems like an everyday occasion. However, Pickering is a devout vegan, […]

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Christmas boxes featuring sweets

Brace Yourself For a Deluge of Christmas Boxes For Sale

We are almost into December, so it won’t be long until the big man breaks into your house and empties his stack in your stockings. While many Leeds residents are starting their Christmas shopping, some business-savvy individuals are determined to make some extra cash by selling Christmas boxes. Christmas boxes are not a new concept. […]

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