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A Carling drinker from the notorious Firth Park area of Sheffield made a grim discovery this week when he learned that he has been drinking pints of urine for at least the last month without noticing. Lee Bruce is a permanent fixture in the pubs around Fifth Park. The larger-than-life Bruce has been between jobs […]
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Former professional footballer Jermaine Jenas returned to broadcasting this weekend, six months after the BBC sacked him following complaints of inappropriate messages sent to a colleague. Jenas revealed he returns the airwaves as a better person because he will now ask women if they want to see his penis before he sends them a photo […]
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A handmade banner attached to a roundabout in Swarcliffe hints that the Leeds outer-city suburb is home to one of the United Kingdom’s youngest grandmothers. Drivers and passers-by saw the banner “Happy 30th Nan” hanging from a roundabout near St Theresa’s Catholic Primary School last week. Nobody has come forward and admitted the sign was […]
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A Leeds student has an anxious wait to see if his lightning-fast 60-metre sprint time earns him a place in the World Athletics‘ history books. Stevie Gonzalez ran 60 metres in 6.62 seconds, shaving two-hundredths of a second off the time Marcellus Moore set in Lexington in February 2019. Gonzalez of Hunslet hopes his lightning-fast […]
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Just when Manchester United supporters didn’t think things could get any worse, the club goes and announces a preseason tour of North Korea. Controversy and negative press have plagued the 20-time English champions since Sir Alex Ferguson retired in 2015. Still, a trip to Pyongyang represents a new all-time low for the boys from Old […]
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Katie Price’s money woes could soon be over after Warner Bros. Pictures revealed they have lined up everyone’s favourite car crash to play The Joker in the next Batman movie. The American film production and distribution giant was forced to announce earlier than planned after a photograph of Price wearing the Joker’s prosthetic teeth emerged. […]
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The Yorkshire Tribune can reveal that a 1980s children’s classic is being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is set to return to our screens under the guise of They-Man and the Friends of the Unicorns. He-Man came about after Mattel’s CEO Ray Wagner declined a […]
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The government’s Department for Transport has given police and members of the public new powers to combat lazy motorists and make the country’s roads safer. Inconsiderate motorists who break new regulations face public flogging and punches to the face. The recent cold snap has exacerbated some drivers’ laziness and selfishness, so the Department for Transport […]
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The North Yorkshire spa town Harrogate is set to be renamed under a new government-led initiative to make British residents feel equal. The Yorkshire Tribune has seen documentation suggesting Harrogate will be known as “Aragut” from the start of the new fiscal year. Bridget Phillipson, Labour’s Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women […]
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Several items on the menu of a Leeds café have raised more than a few eyebrows in recent weeks, with some locals boycotting the eatery in protest at foodstuffs they cay wouldn’t go amiss in a Carry On film, reports Scott Chegg. Scottish entrepreneurs Ben Doon and Phil McCreviss have lived in Leeds for more […]
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